Dhoom 3

Dhoom tie tie pheeeesshhh !

What a movie !  Mind it ... I don't mean it in a positive way ! This movie has no story .. 2 cops chasing  goons in some by-lanes of south India .. in a rickshaw and aluminium rod
Dont bother understanding where these 2 guys r posted and why r they chasing some local goons... Next they straight land up in Amrikaa .. they r the " chosen ones"

Aamir is Aamir end of the day .... give him a character and he lives in it ... both the characters feel real .. except the plot is too weak and unrealistic !! Love the elf look he  managed to look like ! His hat is cute too .. I guess I love amir so much tht even his stuck out ears look simply sexy for me !!

Katrina .... exactly 6 dialogues .. one item no ... and 500 smiles !  busssssttt ... yes I really mean her "36" they are something to really talk abt :D

Dont miss the pout too :)

About the movie less said the better ... well there 2 villains 1 hero and 1 heroine . 2 side kicks  , Amir and Amir - the villain , Bike - The hero , Katrina = the heroine , AB and Uday chopra ..Like AB in the movie Iam too lazy to right his full name ..  He was sleeping through the whole movie ! I am sure he did this movie for FREE

Aditya really needs to focus on his story and screen play , the ever famous yashraj music was missing the songs suck to the core

Its sad tht such great movie makers cant see through such weak plots  making a mockery of their hard-work,
Over all bohot heee soda bottle fizzzz waala picture tha ... all gas no maal !

Goliyon kee ras leela -Ram Leela

The title Goliyon ke rasleela - ram leela sounds very cheesy and forced , wonder why Bansali came up with this looooooooooooooooong title name Is it pressures from the religious group 

Full credit to SLB for making all his actors slog thier ass off ! its paid off and Supriya Pathak as god queen 

But the whole movie is Ram ram ram & ram for me .. from beginning to end the energy , the sincerity , and accent was just consistent unlike deepika .. she had a better accent in Chennai express, through out the movies she speaks fluent english without the gujju accent ... no connection how she learns english though  ....
Deepika is good but did not match up the energy of Ranvir ,,, this lass is great ! he is so much into the character tht he managed to keep his body language consistent ,
Sharad Kelkar was a bad choice!!
Priyanka Chopra was wasted in tht song , could have had better choreography and better clothes .. it was too drab her outfit
Too much of violence , I was looking forward to lil romance , mucshy mushy , instead it was straight sex stuff and golian hee golian !
The clothes , lights and sets is to die for amazing cols and views

Ram chahe leela chahe, leela chahe Ram
In dono ke love mein duniya ka kya kaam

This statement certainly doesnt go in with the Indian setting wherein its a marriage between 2 families .. so duniya has get involved in the love .. and they make sure its their kaam

All in All worth a watch ... just to get die hard romance back to life !

Movie -Yeh Jawani Diwani

Where do I start from should I say out and out Ranbir movie ... naah I think all the actors were brilliant , Deepika , Kalki, Tanvi , Lady from Vicky doner Aditya , Kunal , farooque Shaikh - brilliant performances . One could relate to the characters.
The only out of place was Madhuri although her bollywood dancing skills simply unbeatable ! but that number not required AT ALL...

Ranbir Kapoor ,
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Sex only after marriage - Sasural Simar ka

I was watching an episode of sasural simar ka .... the bhabhi ( epitome of bharatya naari ) was  screaming away at her sister in law that she has done paap by having sex before marriage .... ofcourse it was sharamnaak... Sex before maariage is paap .. sex after marriage is pavitra ! She has shamed her entire khandan ... TOTAL HIGH DRAMA

dhadaaaaaaaaaang..... there was the younger bhaabhi  stops the elder bhaabhi by saying .... oosne koi paap naheen kiya oosne shaurya se chup chap shaadi kar lee... oosne koi paap naheen kee hain.... there u go everyhting is then legitimate !

What's with Indian television .... why are we so preachy and why do we lay so much of emphasis on sex .... RAPE AND SEX is sensationalised... is this the reason  for  rape  becoming rampant in India ?  We are so bent upon being the moral police that we forget to look into the depth of inculcating good values , morality , dicipline and ethics . Its a moral responsibility and your personal choice . Personally I have no definition of a committed and non committed relationship.. because I believe there is no in an out ... commitment starts from day zero in a relatiionship

Do not misunderstand .... I certainly do not carry the flag for free sex .. no niet .... I am not intersted in promoting that
What I want to promote is values and dicipline ... this is what will make us a better human being ... help us interact in a better way with  people who effect our lives , our interactions with acquaintances and strangers ...

I would like to quote verbatim from one of the sites that gives you information about sex

Values in Sexuality: 

1. Sexuality is a natural and healthy part of living.
   
   
2. All persons are sexual.
   
   
3. Sexuality includes physical, ethical, psychological and emotional dimensions.
   
   
4. Individuals express their sexuality in varied ways. People should respect and accept diversity of values and beliefs about sexuality that exist in a community.
   
   
5. All sexual decisions have effects and consequences.
   
   
6. Sexual relationships should never be coercive, exploitative or lead to ill health.
   
   
7. Sexual relationship is associated with honesty, equality, responsibility and social acceptance.
   
   
8. Premature involvement of sexual behaviour poses risks.
   
   
9. Abstaining from sexual intercourse is the most effective method of preventing pregnancy, sexually transmitted diseases (STD) and HIV/AIDS infection.
   
   
10. The society as well as children are benefited when they discuss sexuality with their parents, teachers or other trusted adults.
    
    
11. No discrimination should be made on the basis of sex, culture, language, religion, caste or colour.
    
    
12. Love is different from infatuation.
    
    
13. All children should be loved and cared for.
    
    
14. Men and women are equal, but they are different in respect of their sexuality.
    
    
15. Men and women are not OPPOSITE sexes, but COMPLIMENTARY sexes.
    
    
16. Menstruation is not a curse but a boon for motherhood.
    
    
17. Nocturnal emission (in boys) and masturbation (in girls) are natural sexual outlets.
    
    
18. Virginity is in the mind, not between two legs.
    
    
19. Sex organs and their functions are natural and not “dirty.”
    
    
    
    

http://www.healthlibrary.com/book37_chapter385.htm

Ranjhana !

Well ! a girl boy love story .... Girl changes .. boy still in love till the end " till I die" .... Cant think of it nowadays if any would take a bullet for love  ! ! except in movies

Dhanush - a very good actor no doubt ... his subtle acting is something recon .. only problem the language ... his facial emotions ,lips and voice did not sync at all .. Left me wanting more of the whole package .

Sonam What an improvement .... a little better then her dead pan expressions ... but had this role gone to Madhuri or Vidya .... boy this would have been in another league altogether ... Cant think of any current younger heroine who could carry this off .... because they are OFF acting . One must definitely say the scrubbed look really suits her .. Post Masoom  this whole muslim look bacons her !

WHAT IS IT THAT IS NOT RIGHT ABOUT THE MOVIE ...

Doesn't leave you wanting for more ! !
Predictable !
The songs in the beginning just too much !
There should have been a signature back ground music for Dhanush .... he deserves that
Zoya 's ending very confusing ... I did not feel bad for dhanush though he was dying .. was glad that the movie was over ...Couldnt stand the Sonam's pouted lip expression anymore ... Has anybody told her that she is the heroine and she has all the screen space ??? why does she run with her dialogues phew !!! some of them sounds totally jumbled

Abay Deol - Good , but should have had more screen space ( especially his end ) couldn't establish his principals and reason for politics ! !
Another part ... I thought that whole tamil . telegu talking to the police  was very parochial ! cold have just avoided it ..

Mohammed Zeeshan Ayyub - Super duper superb acting .. leaves u wanting more of him
Swara Bhaskar - Something weird about her 

THIS IS INDIA >>>> YAHA PE SAB CHALTA HAIN In spite of confessing that she and the Cm were involved in the bomb blast ... nobody bothers to arrest or question them ! Law and order is just gone !

Mythological serials a superhit India , yet we dont learn anything from it !

Well Iam watching the famous MAHABHARAT by BR Chopra the nth time and everytime I watch   I learn something new . Something to think , learn , assimilate and implement . Currently Iam on the part of Geeta Saar. Dharm and truth , important words - he / she who walks on the path of dharm and truth attains moksha .

My question what is Dharm , truth and Moksha - Something to really think .Mind u when I say Dharm - it has got nothing to do with religion .  Mahabharat has a lot of loopholes for eg  to win the dharm war right from Yudhishtir to Krishna did some sdharm stuff. Do how can u call them dharm rakshaks?

Simultaneously watching Devo ke Dev , my take on Shiva a true rock star ... fabulous god totally different from all the other gods, he lets u make ur mistakes , learn from it and lets u even over come it. No shrap , but pay for your deeds. Most of the shoor veer are Shiv Bhakts , he is the epitome of manhood - strength , loyalty commitment . Where do u find these kind of men now ?Most of them only hunks and hulks but nothing inside
Today's generation cannot relate to this mythology - I wonder why and why not .... Whats the change ? Our values are slowly getting replaced with greed , selfishness and self centred attitude . The very same values are being questioned time and again but no respite from these changes .
It will surely take us another 1000 years to get the formula to barrage out selfishness , greed and cruelness

Till then I shall keep watching these serials and try to do some tark , vitark so that I can follow the path of dharm and truth

John Abraham as Manya whatever !!!!

The new look of JA Manya Surve looks like a Marathi Maanoos .. ofcourse in one of the posters he looks like  DAA  .. desperately aping aamir  !!

Post - Bipasha split I have developed a dislike for John .... do not know the reason for the split but like saif when he started tasting success he decided to move on towards greener pastures( his IB  GF) he has started comming across as a guy who does not value his relaionships .... just an opposite image of what he portrayed  when he was with Bipasha . He had this very dedicated , down to earth approachable look .... Now he can be compared with a porcupine along with touch me not tree ....

Is this really true or an image created by the media one will never know ( yeh prickly heat waala image)... but in all this image building thing the truth is....... he sucks big time as an actor .... but but but he  makes it  up with his business sense . Vicky Doner - a fine example he raked in  his moollas. One hopes he keeps making movies like that .. Zara hatke ! ! !

On the acting front . He and Arjun Ramphal can compete on the cardboard expressions .... mincing flat dialogue delivery , above all AR has started looking old and JA needs a BATH he has this dirty greasy look ( not the sexy way) ... needs clear cut instructions for a good clean bath ( scrub behind your ears , put soap .... there )

John your bag endorsement ... makes u look like a lost puppy  .. very use to seeing Bipasha next to you  ! !

Wishing you all the best as you look like you have really moved on to your next phase !

Ek thee Daayan - Courtesy Ekta Kapoor

My question What is it with ekta kapoor , glorifying rapes ... triple marriages , sex and now daayans ... The most talented artists were roped in to play the lead roles . Smriti Irani , sorry but real poor choice for comeback . Had u taken up some show which highlighted social atrocities we would have appreciated it more ( given your current MP role)

Are we so story starved ?? do we need some Red cross writers association drop some scripts from the sky ? please Ms. Kapoor .. humble request .. call them then at least u will have some fresh scripts for yourself .

I cant stand those regressive serials where the crux of the story is if you are a good soul then u have got to be subjected to all the sufferings .. and the good soul no matter what after shedding tanks of glycerin will still bear it quietly.

Hiding information from mothers, husbands, friends, fathers, brothers , sisters is essential .

GOD SAVE OUR SOULS

INKAAR - Arjun R & Chitrangadha

Was watching the movie INKAAR - storyline on sexual harassment ....which  I have faced it in office many a times , I really wanted to watch this movie for this reason.

What I get is a pseudo Chitrangadha , who whether in pain , harassed , sexually aroused  had the same bloody expression !!!

Arjun Ramphal - the less said the better !   he seriously needs to work on his looks - he looked old , overslept and sooo cardboard . Why does he mince his dialogues ... half of the time one cant understand anything !

Deepti Naval - Totally wasted in the movie , want to see more of u , farouq sheikh, Naseer , in more main stream movies ... u guys are a treat to watch ....

The storyline - The story takes an overturn where they confess their love for each other . . .  This was no Karan Johar movie or Sooraj Barjathia movie that it needed a happy ending  ... Its about power and most of them exercise their power by sexually harassing their team members and jrs. I think this is not confined to women only , men are sexually harassed too ! I have seen bosses who don't like their subods ( men) making fun about their physic , heard statements like Teri to oothee naheen hogeen ... etc etc !

Director - Sudhir Mishra , lame direction , lame acting and lame storyline
My question - Do the people who are sexually harassed are in love with each other  and then go in search of them after that . . the answer is a BIG NO !

Sudhir Mishra has potrayed  a very sensitive issue just like Ekta Kapoor potrays rape ! Do u people really believe in your subjects or is it just for creating sensation so that u can sell ur movie ... both counts my take "SIC"

I was dejected , what an anticlimax ..

A big let down ....a serious topic turned into a TATEE movie ! I cant even say kukdookoo !!
 flop actors  do not understand acting are laato ke bhoot baaton se naheen maanta hain.. they need baar baar flops slapped on their face !

Word of advice Sudhir .....u should have commissioned this movie to Madhur ... he would have handled it better !


This not a paid article , my views only !

Abhishek Bacchan- Most underrated or his father's ghost hanging over him ?

I was reading the comments posted by people on AB jr after he received TOIFA for best comic role ...
Some said he bought it , others because of his AB sr connection , some said KJo was being a generous friend . The worst is that Aish was doing him all the favours .

My question is are we really taking away the fact that he is the most underrated talented actor ? Is he paying for his wrong choice of movies ? Why is his connection with Ab sr and Jaya working against him all the time ? Is his " not taking himself seriously " image working against him. Has his PR team really failed in working out a good strategy from him ? His marriage to Aish has not brought in any credibility for him, for outsiders its the most plastic marriage ... was it a mere strategy or true love ??

Many questions .. simple answer he is has got a raw deal on all counts ..
Looks - Although he has screen presence .. yet his puffy face doesn't give him the " I am Hot " look .
Acting- He acts like Jaya Bhaduri - Restrained  not over the top - did not work for him ... when he did the over the top roles - he looked garish .
Image - Anything that he does he looks like he is aping his dad ... is he really ?? if yes then Jr.... its working against you ...
Others- I don't think any actor could have done justice to a movie like bunty and babli other than him ..... but that movie is not considered a cult movie   All his movies he has truly done justice to the roles.. right from Refugee to Bol Bacchan .. one can see he has honestly worked hard .. unlike some of the  actors .. yet ! yet ! yet !..... Many actors have come after him not even talented yet for some reason has clicked ... but not him to that extent

I do not know till when will he be subjected to " He is not talented " syndrome .... the only thing I can keep wishing for him is " Bhagwaan oose sadh boodhee de " to make the right choices in movies , pick up the right look for himself , create a more stable image - his PR team definitely needs to work over time ..


This blog is not at all a paid article , the writer is only sharing her views !!!

SOTY - Student of the year

Over rated and leaves you want he actors acting .

I have been reading the reviews and the critcs have been praising the movie ... Heloo ! from which angle do u find the movie good ??? Script .. a real gheesapita one that has been stretched like a rubberband by many others ( expected originality from KJ) .... Acting all of them cardboards especially Alia Bhat ... whehter cringing or laughing she emotes the same .. stone faced ... Dialogue delivery ... like an express train without any pause and commas ... no voice modulation .... Except sets and costumes ........... nothing to talk talk about ...

Its a high time that audiences start asking for the money back ... only then these people will start making good movies .

I want mine back atleast dont know about u all !